‘Twas the night before Christmas
And Santa was busy
Trying to understand
Why things got so crazy
But the plan was perfect
Created by experts
But the elves on the floor
Knew so much more
What if they’d Scrumed it
Santa as P.O.
Maybe a burndown
And of course a retro
Sprint 0 in March
And a start in April
A review every month
And see if we’re able
But Agile it wasn’t
And waterfall it was
Santa found out too late
That he wouldn’t make the date
Next Christmas will be different
It will be in December
And we won’t have to wait
For our toys in September
Merry Christmas! ;)
Source: don't remember :S but comes from a LinkedIn Group...
And Santa was busy
Trying to understand
Why things got so crazy
But the plan was perfect
Created by experts
But the elves on the floor
Knew so much more
What if they’d Scrumed it
Santa as P.O.
Maybe a burndown
And of course a retro
Sprint 0 in March
And a start in April
A review every month
And see if we’re able
But Agile it wasn’t
And waterfall it was
Santa found out too late
That he wouldn’t make the date
Next Christmas will be different
It will be in December
And we won’t have to wait
For our toys in September
Merry Christmas! ;)
Source: don't remember :S but comes from a LinkedIn Group...
